We have the "shit my wife's hamster said" the "shit my husband says" thread & "the texting thread"
When I was little I enjoyed reading "Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions" it was somehow related to MAD Magazine.
I figured it'd be a cool thread to have, so give examples of scenarios where you quipped back with a funny, quirky alpha/girl alpha comeback!
Been an uphill battle, both ways, in three feet of snow, with newspapers for shoes, but I'm a better man for it!
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My response "You must be worn out from handling the sausage last night!"
Me: (smiling) "That's what I hear". LOL
Me: Squeezing the tube makes white stuff come out the end.
DW: (sideways glance, pause, eye-roll) Oh, brother... (laughs)
"Treating her like a princess didn't make me a prince, it made me a servant."
Link to triage questions: http://marriedmansexlife.com/triage-your-relationship-and-the-911-er-category/
DH: Well, I thought it was something we could do together.
ME: I was looking for night off from cooking. (commence hamster on all the reasons why)
DH: Okay, thing #3 likes to cook with me.
ME: Great then you can just feed me and tell me I'm pretty.
When the going gets tough apply lipstick.
The universe doesn't give you what you ask for with your thoughts; it gives you what you demand with your actions. ~ Steve Maraboli
http://marriedmansexlife.vanillaforums.com/discussion/2026/proud-father-moment
"Treating her like a princess didn't make me a prince, it made me a servant."
Link to triage questions: http://marriedmansexlife.com/triage-your-relationship-and-the-911-er-category/
Me: "What's the strep?"
Her: (smiling) "For what?"
Me: "You know".
Her: "Still pretty bloody. I don't see it happening"
Me: "Oh well, there's always your other vagina" (smiling)
Her: (smiling back) "shut up"
Her: In case there's a fire or something I don't want to be naked...
Me: You want the firemen to see you looking like that??
I saw that coming from your first line! Shoulda linked the video!
in the car with wifey and 10 yr old daughter..who was discussing why people get married.
"Why did you get married" she asked us
"Well it seemed a good idea at the time" i replied.
Me: It appears items have been added to my list.
Him: I don't understand how, I typed it word for word.
Me: Are you sure because I don't remember black beans on there?
When the going gets tough apply lipstick.
The universe doesn't give you what you ask for with your thoughts; it gives you what you demand with your actions. ~ Steve Maraboli