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  • CrashaxeCrashaxe Partytown, which is wherever I am.Gold Men Posts: 1,243
    edited April 2014
    Maria said:


    @Crashaxe said:
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Dirndl!!!! /Drool/
    We even have Dirndl clubbings ;-) AND the girl in the pic is a friend of mine.





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    O. M. G!!!!!! I am so moving to Austria in 2 years..... I need to start studying German. That picture in the newspaper article tells me everything I need to know about the wisdom of my decision.

    "Gruss Gott, Mein Lieber Shatz!! :x ". I'm practicing already!!

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    MariaAlphaBelle
  • Britguy68Britguy68 CanadaSilver Member Posts: 2,063
    Well here's a Russian 'Easter Bunny' for you from that site I linked to...so many woman I'm in love with on that site....;-)


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    "And a man....a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."
    Joskin_NoddCrashaxe
  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    @Timitz said:
    @SMan‌ I've worked with a lot of Eastern European women and you nailed it. I love them too.
    They keep you driven and sharp.
    Plus if you are high stimulation... Amazing!
    There is always something to keep you stimulated.
    Here's a hint from a guy I know who I think is one of the best with women I've ever met . . . and he dates Estonian women, who make Slavic chicks look positively low-maintenance :)

    "Give your woman regular doses of drama- otherwise she'll create some for you"

    TimitzBritguy68AlphaBelleDaddyOh
  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    @Britguy68 said:
    @Sman  I can't speak from experience but I'd probably have to actually go live in the Eastern European country and hitch up with a woman there. As has been pointed out the SMV changes if folks move country. 
    Don't even think about going to Eastern Europe to meet chicks until you've reached stage 5 or 6 of your MAP.
    TimitzMaria
  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    Britguy68 said:
    However I think my general point is that woman from that part of the world seem to have been genetically blessed with stunning natural looks.
    Those girls work for their looks.

    KathrynthegreatMariaFlaming_Man_of_IronEANx
  • TimitzTimitz Silver Member Posts: 820
    The Baltic States all produce amazing women. :\">
    "You must be like water which always seeks the easiest and best path around obstacles." Sun Tzu
  • MariaMaria EuropeCategory Moderator** Posts: 5,323
    If you want to land AND keep a girl from Eastern Europe you better be alpha as fuck.
    Being really rich doesn't hurt either.

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  • CrashaxeCrashaxe Partytown, which is wherever I am.Gold Men Posts: 1,243
    edited April 2014
    Mandrill said:
    @Crashaxe said:
    Mandrill said:
    Because of @Maria and her food pictures I'd move to Austria if I had to do it all over again. This would be my wife, Katharina, and we'd enjoy some brettljause while watching our children frolic and sing in the Alps.

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Dirndl!!!! /Drool/
    Hey! That's my fictitious wife you're talking about.

    Peace, bro. This isn't what it looks like!!!

    I've moved on to mein leiber Cat in the newspaper picture... @Maria‌ is going to be my wing woman.

    The weinerschnitzel alone is enough to make me want to move to Austria. Mein shatzi, Cat, ist ein gross bonus!!

    “I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.” General James Mattis, USMC

  • Flaming_Man_of_IronFlaming_Man_of_Iron BCGold Men Zen Garden Posts: 454
    edited April 2014

    The easiest time I've ever had being friendly and getting to a know a girl has ALWAYS been with Latin American/Brazilian exchange students when I was in University. If I could go back in time I would have pursued things further with them. The primary difference I found was that they were not expecting me to entertain them and "prove" myself the same way I had to do with Canadian girls. They were always just so happy that I was talking to them - quiet alien to how I've found Canadian girls who are much more guarded and wary at first.

    As @Sman pointed out though, girls from other cultures can have different values and goals. I know after doing some reading on latin American culture that it would not necessarily have lead me to any more happiness than I have now.

    That said, while my wife is technically "American" as she holds US citizenship, culturally she's a pacific islander girl. 9 years in Micronesia, 4 years in Guam, 2 years in Peurto Rico and the rest of her schooling in Fiji. Over time I've come to realize how much of her attitude & values have been shaped by the different cultures she's lived in.

    Also, there was a post in return of kings - http://www.returnofkings.com/32633/7-things-you-need-to-know-about-filipina-girls

    Which makes them out as the best things ever. I made a comment which I think got deleted. I had a Filipino coworker at my last job. I got talking with him one day about who he wanted to marry. I asked if he was going to marry a Filipino girl. His answer?

    "FUCK NO."

    He went on to explain that Filipino culture outside the home is very patriarchal. INSIDE the home, it is 100% matriarchal. He said that the women all work together to control their husbands. Yes they do "everything" for you. They also don't let you (as a man) do anything either. He said, it was actually a form of control. The women make sure a man can't eat food without them, can't clean clothes without them. If you piss off your wife, No food, no clothes etc. They make sure the men are helpless.

    If she starts messing around with the husband, (I'm not sure what the full extent of what my coworker meant, as in cheating or just being dishonest) all the other women will back up her timeline to keep her "innocent."

    I'm no expert, so maybe this is biased/not completely true/whatever. Just gave a very different version of the rosy tinted article from return of kings.

  • Britguy68Britguy68 CanadaSilver Member Posts: 2,063
    edited April 2014
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    "And a man....a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."
  • Britguy68Britguy68 CanadaSilver Member Posts: 2,063
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    "And a man....a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."
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  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126

    Maria said:


    We even have Dirndl clubbings ;-)


    Hi @Maria , question: They have clubs where the whole point is for the women to wear dirndlkleider?

    Enquiring minds need to know . . .

  • MariaMaria EuropeCategory Moderator** Posts: 5,323
    @SMan said:

    Maria said:


    We even have Dirndl clubbings ;-)


    Hi @Maria , question: They have clubs where the whole point is for the women to wear dirndlkleider?

    Enquiring minds need to know . . .

    Dirndlclubbing is not unlike every other kind of clubbing I should think, only that the girls wear (short) Dirndls and high heels. The the basic dancemoves are the same,  the music is the same -  in addition we throw in some fusion called "Schlouse", a mix of Schlager (popular folk music) and House.  Cat LaGroove in the pic above invented it ;-)


    @Crashaxe, I'm very sorry to say that Cat is already taken.  But she has lots of hot friends.


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  • CrashaxeCrashaxe Partytown, which is wherever I am.Gold Men Posts: 1,243
    edited May 2014

    I'll get over it with time, @Maria. Just so long as you can set me up with a good wingwoman who can double as a translator!! Once I get my first long-haired, dirndl-wearing sleeping German-English dictionary, I can take it from there... :smile: 

    Oh, and if there are any particular local customs about the wearing of hats, please be so kind as to fill me in on them before I go forth and get myself in trouble with musclebound guys named Hans or Franz... LOL

    “I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.” General James Mattis, USMC

    [Deleted User]Maria
  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    Maria said:

    Dirndlclubbing is not unlike every other kind of clubbing I should think, only that the girls wear (short) Dirndls and high heels.

    Thanks @Maria . I keep finding out new things every day.

    So the idea is to wear mini-dirndln, and killer heels. Kind of like the club scene in Toronto, although someone will have to invent a micro-dirndl to compete with those, I suppose :)

    Maria said:
    The the basic dancemoves are the same,  the music is the same -  in addition we throw in some fusion called "Schlouse", a mix of Schlager (popular folk music) and House.  Cat LaGroove in the pic above invented it ;-)

    OK . . . I had to do it . . . I couldn't resist . . . I did a search on schlager house & music, and this came up!

    It's got it all: mini-Dirndls, schlager, house, even some Deutshe-rap, but watch this at your own peril- your brain may never be the same



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    BTW @Maria :   "Schlouse"!?

    This has to be a joke by Cat, n'est-ce pas?

    Do the ladies also say this when a guy with his shirt open & a medallion showing drives up in a yellow sports car?
    Maria
  • CrashaxeCrashaxe Partytown, which is wherever I am.Gold Men Posts: 1,243
    SMan said:

    So the idea is to wear mini-dirndln, and killer heels. Kind of like the club scene in Toronto, although someone will have to invent a micro-dirndl to compete with those, I suppose :)


    Please feel free to elaborate, s'il vous plait.....

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  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    Crashaxe said:
    SMan said:

    So the idea is to wear mini-dirndln, and killer heels. Kind of like the club scene in Toronto, although someone will have to invent a micro-dirndl to compete with those, I suppose :)


    Please feel free to elaborate, s'il vous plait.....

    Poorly written response, @Crashaxe.

    I've never actually seen a dirndl dress worn in Toronto, mini, or regular length, although I'm sure women have worn them here.

    What I meant was, Toronto has the club scenes you see anywhere else in the world, where the women go out in short skirts & killer heels to dance to electronic music (and the DJs even sometimes mix in other music like country & western or reggae, rather than Schlager)

    I guess people like similar things everywhere.  There is one thing about Toronto, though.

    Toronto is (in)famous for the shortness of the skirts women wear out clubbing, and even outdoors during the summer (in the parts of downtown where edgier fashion happens- you won't see these at your suburban shopping mall.)

    It has been toning down lately, or should I say hemlines have been moving down, perhaps in the last few years, and you're only seeing the eye-wateringly short dresses & skirts at the very posh events nowadays.

    But even today, girls who want to be the very best arm candy will go out with their boys in dresses that come an inch or two below the crotch, not an inch or two above the knee.

    A fashionista friend from the US put it perfectly when she saw a girl on Queen Street West in a skirt about 8 inches long that started just above the hip bone and ended at the top of her leg . . . "That's either a micro-skirt or a mega-belt"

    Won't even get into the logistics of wearing such a skirt without wardrobe malfunctions. It can be done, but according to some of the ones I've talked to, WMs are part of the fun.


    Crashaxe
  • SManSMan Silver Member Posts: 1,126
    edited May 2014

    . .. and @Maria , I need to apologize for the mocking tone of my previous post. I think the term Schlouse set my brain off on a tangent.

    Dirndl clubs sound like they would be a riot! I would love to go to one the next time I'm in Austria.

    Maria
  • MariaMaria EuropeCategory Moderator** Posts: 5,323
    edited May 2014

    @SMan,

    no need to apologize! Let me know when you visit Austria, then I'll take you to the coolest Dirndl clubbing ;-)

    Schlager is the kitschy grandchild of traditional folk music and Hossa's parody is spot on! There's incredibly horrible stuff out there :\

    I could imagine there's an American equivalent, too, isn't there? Genuine country and western music turned soulless and commercialised would come to mind.

    That's Cat's schlouse: Austrian dialect and housebeats. She's still experimenting with it, but it's supposed to be a genuine combination of traditional elements and modern beats, truly Austrian, but not stuck in the past.


    With yodelling:


    https://www.facebook.com/schlouse?fref=ts










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