Ladies and gentlemen how would you rate your first experience having intercourse?

fljeep

Our first time was when we were 16 (now 46).  My version of events was it was awesome... Hers, not so much.  I heard her telling our daughter one time that "men don't know what they are doing at your age so it's usually not good for the girl." 

At first I was mad, but then I thought screw it, I had a good time, and she's still here 30 years later, so it must not have been too bad.  Joking aside, she was right, at 16, and pre internet/porn videos etc.., I had no idea what the hell I was doing.  My guide to sex was a few playboys and my idiot friends (who were probably lying anyway).


Today, things are much better with O's for everyone every time.