My 3 y.o. cracked me up so much the other day, he is totally annoyed at being the youngest, it's a common source of comic relief around here. So the other day he is complaining about I don't know what that he is not allowed to do that older brother can do, and he gives the biggest sigh and goes "my years go by so slowly"
I was both laughing out loud and completely blown away at his existential crisis. Kids really are amazing.
I have a 4 y.o. as well and he cracks me up constantly and amazes me with the questions he asks. A couple weekends ago he says "Daddy, what's dehydration?" I was blown away by that!
He also forgets nothing. If you make a promise to him, you better keep it because he'll call you out on it!
My counselor works with a lot of kids, and he said bedtime is an issue for kids until they get older because of separation anxiety and sometimes even an unconscious fear of death. Kids don't trust going to sleep the way we adults have learned to. FWIW, this may help you have some insight into why it's a struggle. It gave me a lot of sympathy,a nd more patience for the process, although I learned this when the boys were older.
"The pain of discipline is a tiny thing compared to the pain of regret."
Many years ago when our son was 2 or 3 we were on one of our first plane trips with him. Everyone was a little tired and cranky. He had a cold, so I was fussing over him--wiping his nose, chapstick etc. Apparently he got tired of it; he looked at me a little disdainfully and said, "Worry about yourself!"
Earlier today, I was listening to some music while making up some dishwater, and the fan from the A/C had just turned on in the laundry room while the door was open.
My son comes bursting into the kitchen, covers his ears with his hands and says,
"I can't hear a thing with all this racket!"
My son used to tell me to turn the car radio down LOL
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My son is always covering his ears. He will often say "Daddy, can you turn down the radio please?" when we're in the truck and I don't listen to it that loud. Cracks me up.
My daughter counts 1...2...2... and then jumps off of things. She can count to ten without a problem so I asked her why she won't count to 3. "Because I'm not three yet, momma." Well, can't argue with that logic.
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4yo son is the riot in our house too.. When he pops a chubby while playing with his sister, he'll show it off and say "He's getting gas!" When really ticked off once, he got into a good dramatic stomp..then paused to feel his brow to make sure it was properly furrowed..then resumed his stomp. Can't carry the hamper of clothes down the stairs to the laundry because "His arms are tired." When I reply that it must be time for a nap so that his arms and everything else can rest, he assures me, "Oh, no, it's just my arms. My body is wide awake."
Our 3 year old has said some amusing stuff in her life... She had 2 year old dyslexia for a while, my favorite short-lived phrase of her was "burger hammer" (hamburger).
Lately she's been telling Grandpa "When I was your age..."
The boys only have two words. The troublemaker's first word was "no" and the chill kid's first words were "thank you". I am not surprised.
Many years ago when our son was 2 or 3 we were on one of our first plane trips with him. Everyone was a little tired and cranky. He had a cold, so I was fussing over him--wiping his nose, chapstick etc. Apparently he got tired of it; he looked at me a little disdainfully and said, "Worry about yourself!"
I think the kid was telling me to MAP!
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And now 13 years later, that's still what I hear from my teenage daughter all the time... Some things never change.
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My son is always covering his ears. He will often say "Daddy, can you turn down the radio please?" when we're in the truck and I don't listen to it that loud. Cracks me up.
I happen to like Muse. And I turn the stereo on really loud when I'm listening to , say, Hysteria. First there's some bumping on the wall and then my 18 year old son would come in my room: "You call that music? That's just obnoxious noise! Can't you turn that down for crying out loud? Please?"
I find that hilarious - I mean, that's supposed to be my text as a mother of two teenagers, isn't it?
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My 7 year old recently discovered his hard on. He was sitting next to me on the couch the other night, figgeting with his pajamas. I wasn't paying much attention. I look over at one point and his face has a look of both concern and relief on it.
I ask him what's up and he says' "it's okay, it went back down" I say, "what?" He says "my thing was up, but it's down now"
Only thing that I could think to say at the time was, "I told you to keep you hands out of your damn pants."
Reminds me of a time when one of my young (at that time) sons was in the tub with his mom watching him. Same thing, he discovered he could give himself a hard on. When his mom finally told him to stop playing with himself, he replied " Why mommy? Nobody else is going to do it for me".
Reminds me of a time when one of my young (at that time) sons was in the tub with his mom watching him. Same thing, he discovered he could give himself a hard on. When his mom finally told him to stop playing with himself, he replied " Why mommy? Nobody else is going to do it for me".
You must break him of this blue-pill attitude immediately!
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Our 3 year old has a habit of saying "yes" to whatever we ask her. Yesterday, she agreed that she went to the moon, and told @ozzy and @mrsozzy all about it. She went to Vegas too, apparently.
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I was both laughing out loud and completely blown away at his existential crisis. Kids really are amazing.
"The pain of discipline is a tiny thing compared to the pain of regret."
"The pain of discipline is a tiny thing compared to the pain of regret."
Remember to play!
Do the right thing, whether anyone is watching or not.
Be married, until you are not.
Email address: angeline.greenwood@att.net
Remember to play!
Do the right thing, whether anyone is watching or not.
Be married, until you are not.
Email address: angeline.greenwood@att.net
When he pops a chubby while playing with his sister, he'll show it off and say "He's getting gas!"
When really ticked off once, he got into a good dramatic stomp..then paused to feel his brow to make sure it was properly furrowed..then resumed his stomp.
Can't carry the hamper of clothes down the stairs to the laundry because "His arms are tired." When I reply that it must be time for a nap so that his arms and everything else can rest, he assures me, "Oh, no, it's just my arms. My body is wide awake."
Some things never change.
If you want us to be unapologetically feminine, be unapologetically masculine.
First there's some bumping on the wall and then my 18 year old son would come in my room: "You call that music? That's just obnoxious noise! Can't you turn that down for crying out loud? Please?"
I find that hilarious - I mean, that's supposed to be my text as a mother of two teenagers, isn't it?
If you want us to be unapologetically feminine, be unapologetically masculine.
Eldest daughter on greeting me one morning.
"I see that my assassins have failed again."
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"The turnaround is tremendous. And I'm lifting weights, eating better, and tackling projects. I have all this great energy without a vampire sucking my life force. He's a lot stronger standing on his own two feet, as well." - Scarlet
Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.