For the Captains: What do you find sexy that's not. . .well. . . sexy?

nubby

A woman wearing these with anything or more preferably, nothing else

Templar

Wife has the short old flannel nightie. It is worn enough that her chest anatomy is hardly left to my imagination. So short version - flannel nightie is sexy. True version - short, flannel nightie that shows me boobies is hot!

Angeline

nubby said:

A woman wearing these with anything or more preferably, nothing else

Yeah but these really are sexy. For some decidedly NON-sexy boots, for some reason Cdr. Awesome loves it when I wear my LL Bean boots, and whatever crazy shit I could throw on when my aged doggies needed to go out in the mornings. They were too old to wait, so I'd be in a full sprint, pulling on whatever. So it could be the flowy white skirt I wore to dinner, plus a holy old t-shirt, crazy hair, and I'd step into the boots on my way out the door. He thought the crazy outfits were hilarious and messy/bed hair/sexy. 

Whereas those boots up there are just straight up sexy.

Mongrel

Boots.
Doesn't matter what kind. If its got 'boot' in the description, I'm game.
These with a flannel shirt and denim shorts...yummmmm.

Angeline

Boys are weird.

Pen_and_Sword

A ridiculously oversized, but worn-soft hoodie.
Depending on who's in it.

CountryDude

Tight jeans

Chubby/thick physique (I actually think plus size is trending again, so a lot of guys should be liking this, though I have always found it sexy).

That look in a woman's eye when she wants it.

Thongs

French knickers

A women who wears crotchless undies ( it's not the undies that are sexy, but the woman)

Football shirts (without bra)

Strong legs

Natural body odor (hate perfume)

A little armpit stubble

Serenity

Apparently, brushing your teeth with an electric toothbrush is the height of sexiness. 


Boyz are weird. But ya gotta love that high testosterone. 

EANx

Serenity said:

Apparently, brushing your teeth with an electric toothbrush is the height of sexiness. 


Boyz are weird. But ya gotta love that high testosterone. 

My GF has an electric toothbrush. I've used the argument "you'll clean your teeth better bent over the sink. And if your sleeping shorts and underwear are off. No kidding, new article in Scientific American."

Serenity

My husband paid you to say that, didn't he?

EANx said:

Serenity said:

Apparently, brushing your teeth with an electric toothbrush is the height of sexiness. 


Boyz are weird. But ya gotta love that high testosterone. 

My GF has an electric toothbrush. I've used the argument "you'll clean your teeth better bent over the sink. And if your sleeping shorts and underwear are off. No kidding, new article in Scientific American."

UnBetaMe

W bends over the sink to apply eye makeup after her shower in the morning. 
I can confirm that it doesn't really matter much why she is naked and bending over the sink (save for maybe puking)... too bad there are two little cock blockers running around in the morning....

Jek

I have a chick that sends me pics all makeupped up, hair done, nice clothes.  Nice pics.

She recently sent me one about to dress a boar, hair all trail messed, boots mudded, no makeup, and camo. Nicer pic...

true sexy for me, is when you arent trying

eta: ok, maybe that last part isnt 100%, but this chick is sexy no matter, I guess

monkeydog

Since my injury and eldest off to college, my wife has had to take over mowing the lawn and front pasture.

It's a hard job -- and when done she's covered in sweat, grass and dirt. I don't know why this gives me a boner, but it does.

Maybe because the first time she did it she fucked the hell out of me after?