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never_again said:I remember the 15 min. discussion I had with a superior, who had a PhD in English, over the proper use of "effect" and "affect". She was wrong, btw.
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There, they're, their. It will be fine.
No need to be so shallow and pedantic.
Close. Usually elements that "complement" contrast each other in some way that puts them both in a good light. For example, a vagina may not look much like a penis, but it's a great complement to one.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Wish me luck. I'm going in!
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
A healthful cow is one that's good for making nutritional cheeseburgers.
Less milk. Fewer eggs.
I don't know why that's so hard, but it is.
Children speak English as though it were a language with consistently-enforced rules instead of a hodgepodge of Germanic and Romance influences.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
^^ Ellipses. Fun fact: an ellipsis is always three dots. When you see what appears to be an ellipsis with four dots, it's actually an ellipsis (three dots) followed by a period (a fourth dot) to end the sentence. So… you use three dots within a sentence, but you use four dots to end the sentence….
It is actually its own character, which you can produce on most Windows machines by holding down the Alt key, typing 0 1 3 3, and releasing the Alt key. Most folks won't bother, though (unless their autocorrect does it for them) and will just represent it by typing out three periods, which is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned. If you find yourself using it on Twitter, though, the keyboard shortcut might be handy since every character counts.
^ Agreed.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
A friend of mine has demented auto correct software. She once told me of a young person she knew who was studying "gastro-physics". I decided not to ask for an explanation!
I'm peeved when chat-speak seeps into standard English. I don't mind the use of it for effect, but when I'm reading a client's letter and they use "u" instead of "you", I cringe.
Also cringe-worthy is the elimination of prepositions, as "I went the store" or "I ordered Amazon.com."
And then there's always the plural with apostrophe.
Note: I freely admit my posts are full of typos — despite ### years of keyboard use, I can't touch-type and don't always spot the typos before I post.
Enneagram 5w4. I'm researching what that means, before designing t-shirt art about it.
"I feel no shame in making lavish use of the strongest muscles, namely male ones (but my own strongest muscle is dedicated to the service of men - noblesse oblige). I don't begrudge men one whit of their natural advantages as long as they respect mine. I am not an unhappy pseudomale; I am female and like it that way." RAH
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
A particular pet peeve of mine is the use of words that don't exist:
Heighth (that's height with a "th" at the end). This word is used most commonly by engineers.
Except, of course, that we're talking about English. Since when has English been systematic or uniform about ANYTHING?
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
When I first entered the internet, I was so disturbed by the grammar, spelling and composition that I would literally (the real literally, not the fake literally) get nervous and jittery. After all these years, I barely even notice it anymore. I credit this intensive training for my ability to read fiction by authors who publish independently.
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003780.html
Actually, that's not true. The rule about not ending sentences with prepositions is part of a linguistic fad in the 17th and 18th centuries to attempt to impose the rules of Latin grammar on the English language, even when doing so is awkward, arbitrary, and pointless. Same deal with the rule about not splitting infinitives; you should feel free to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.