I've been MAPing for about a week, and I was thinking hard about shit test / fitness test etc and how hard they are to spot.
Just released I passed my first shit test on the day I started my MAP
#1 Wife: can you plug in my iphone,
ME: No and I walked away to make the bed
No issues
Yesterday
#2 W: Can you make me some popcorn?
ME: No and I walked away, did something else came back with a cup of tea, I made myself a drink so why not.
No Issues
Today
#3 ME: come over here and give me a hug
W: gives me a hug
ME: and a kiss
W: and a kiss too
Normally this is hard and i get a no, or a limp hug...
So I tried my hand
ME: And now you can bring my ass back here for round 2
W: complied
Damn this vodoo shit works. Athol is a witch doctor.
frillyfunSignorePillolaRossa Thanks for the advise on the MAP thread, it works.
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Regarding "plug in my iPhone" - really? She said it like that? Because there are TWO tests there. Does she get away with shitty tone, and does she get you to do her bidding. On the first, you snap your head around and give a hard stare, and say,
"You want to watch the tone there."
"You want to try that again?"
Until eventually, all you have to do is say, "Tone." Or raise an eyebrow.
Regarding requests in a nice tone, but not sure if OK to fulfill - if she'd said it nicely, now all you have to decide is whether it's convenient because you're alreafy standing right next to the phone, and she's doing something like breastfeeding your heirs. Then it's OK. No need to be an asshole about it if she asked politely and you're literally right there. Otherwise, do exactly as you did. If you were headed to make the bed or do laundry, make a u-turn and go to the garage to do something loud and manly.
For extra credit, ask her to bring YOU something once she's up.
Remember to play!
Do the right thing, whether anyone is watching or not.
Be married, until you are not.
Email address: angeline.greenwood@att.net
If I was closer / she has a good reason not to do it - no problems.
She is just outsourcing it to me so she can get to bed with less effort.
Well she was outsourcing it to me - not anymore.
Shit tests can be fun. My SIL was in our living room sitting under a duvet with my wife last weekend and as I strolled in she asked me to grab something that was closer to her.
I gave out an OTT laugh, walked forwards, paused for effect and then threw myself back into the sofa beside me with a HUGE shit-eating grin. Then looked at her and blew her the world's most over-exaggerated kiss.
They all laughed, my SIL got up off her lazy bum and then my wife shit-tested HER by asking her to grab her something (and she did).
I suppose it's the "is this a reasonable request and asked in a polite manner?" Question you need to ask yourself.
They're not always as easy to spot though.
Fate favors the prepared.
Wife asked for a tea, she was standing next the the kettle.
So I asked for something inappropriately large (can't remember) for payment - big shit grin - then asked for a coffee.
It worked.
Damn this voodoo magic - but it works.
Remember to play!
Do the right thing, whether anyone is watching or not.
Be married, until you are not.
Email address: angeline.greenwood@att.net
(Defense is great, but don't forget about offense, on your terms.)
Last night I wonder upstairs with a tea for my wife, because I was getting myself something. No Biggie.
W: but you didn't ask if I wanted anything else.
L: Big smile - I know enjoy your tea- and walked off, STFU, went and did something else. (Yeah, not A&A enough, I think I stuffed it)
Well today was productive because W not talking to me.
Remember to play!
Do the right thing, whether anyone is watching or not.
Be married, until you are not.
Email address: angeline.greenwood@att.net
I would have gone a different way. I would have taken out my penis and initiated sex. If she accepted, we have sex and shit test conquered. If she had rejected, I would have said with a smirk, "Damned if I do, damned if I don't." And then I'd have chuckled and left the room.
But am I the only one that thinks this is more than a shit test? When did this entitlement come from? It's equivalent to receiving a free gift but asking for more.
I know people in wheel chairs who would do anything to walk downstairs for tea. I'm sorry, but the first thing out of your wife's mouth should be "Thank you" and the next "sweetheart"
If I got your wife's response, I would've put the Tea out of her reach (she would've had to get up and get it).
Sorry for the rant. Entitlement is a pet peeve of mine
I'm going to disagree with @fredless' approach which seems to involve some sort of showing her who's boss with your dick. If your wife loves that kind of thing, then great, go for it. Sounds like it works for fredless, and I'd bet he and his wife have a wholly different dynamic than you do with yours. If your wife isn't into that kind of thing, I'd strongly suggest against it.
I think that too often, husbands worry too much about how their wives will react to their 'approach.' Now, I'm not saying that a husband should be a prick, but the response I would have gone with is not the response of a prick.
@fredless - like your style, not mine. Confidence at the moment to low to pull that off + shark week....
I'm starting the journey of not giving a shit to my W reaction around these things.
I get where @fredless is coming from, actions beget actions, if your going to A&A then go for gold not silver.
@DaddyOh
I made the mess over time - now i need to fix it. Entitlement or otherwise, I let it get to this point - In fact I was responsible to it being at this point.
I've added this to my map & an action plan of how I plan to handle the situation going forward.
@Angeline
Good advice
I see this sitting as a red in my map for while & most likely on my monkeys. It's taken years to get to the point, it ain't going away in a weekend. MAP's away.
My wife is an AoS girl herself, my doing things for her makes her feel loved.
Put back on course via a 'One Hour Call' with Athol. Seriously worth 10 times the cost, but don't tell him that....
“Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.” - Victor Frankl