Over the top initiations

nubby

Although I don't really have to inititiate too much anymore, the time I do initiate and how I do it really seem to affect my wife's enthusiasm. What I have noticed is my wife really likes it when they are funny to the point of over the top. 

Here's a couple that worked really well. The first is one I used just a couple days ago.

The screw nail
i came in from my shop, pulled a screw nail from my pocket and held it out as to give it to her. She looked at it, then me and I raised my eyebrows a couple of times. 
Her response, "yeah, for three days now."

The tire plug
Last summer my wife had a leaky tire. I was going to take it off and bring it in for repair when I noticed it had a nail in it. I decided (being lazy) I would pull the nail and put a plug in it. 
I gathered the necessary tools and got to work. My wife watched as I worked my magic. Within a couple minutes it was fixed. 
 I looked my wife in the eye and said "I know of one more hole that needs to be plugged."
Her response, "you have 2 hour, don't waste them" 
ba bam, game on. 

Those are my most memorable initiations, what are/were yours? 
I hope the ladies can chime in with either their's or ones their hubby's have used. 
Let's have some fun here. 

UnBetaMe

One time a couple of years ago when I was just starting my map, the kids were in the bath... so we had about 10minutes to work with.

I suggested to wife that we should pound out a quickie. She said ' what do I have to do?'

I replied 'Just wrap your legs around me and hang on for the ride!' Followed by a sly grin... 

Fun was had with time to spare

mrsthing

My newest - "Honey will you come upstairs and help me fold the laundry?"  When he arrived in the room, I was standing next to the bed folding laundry while wearing a lace thong and his favorite heels.

Ever since he keeps asking me "shouldn't we be folding laundry tonight?".  And every time, I run upstairs first and make sure I am wearing some different variation of the above outfit.  Last night when I got to the bedroom, he was totally naked folding laundry, said he was showing off his "folding laundry" outfit, so of course I changed into mine too.

The only problem is that the actual laundry is starting to pile up!

Tennee

I am a moderate hairy chest guy.  Being in my mid-40s, some of said chest hair is going gray.  We were in bed.  I straddled her, and she commented on me "turning into a Silver-back".  I immediately beat my chest like a gorilla and made angry King Kong noises.  I growled and chest thumped while yanking her clothes off, and she squealed.  Then King Kong pounded.  I just kept making ape noises.  I recall some animal noises from her too. 

Two variations of my all-time fav:  I just literally took our Mr. Happy while we were sitting on the couch.  First we're watching TV upstairs.   She acted shocked, said "Put that Away!"  I said something like "what are you talking about".  The more she acted shocked / indignant / angry, etc., the more I just sat there grinning.  She stood up, stripped, and rode me. 

Second iteration of this was last Bowl season - I was watching a game and drinking a beer.  She was hanging around.  Mr. Happy decided to watch the game too.  After a bit, she's riding me.  At one point, I told her 'hold on' - and grabbed the mug of beer off the side table and took a big swing.  She started laughing.  That's right - I had the Trifecta going:  a hottie riding me, a Bowl Game on, and was drinking a beer.  

I declared myself King Awesome that night. 

nubby

@Tennee I awesomed that but was also going to hit agree because of the "King Awesome"
It appears that like my wife, Mrs Tennee likes/loves panty wetting humor. 

"Keep it up" (pun definitely intended)

frillyfun

it may be a bit too subtle for this thread, but DS was standing right there.
H just asked what I was going to do today.

I said- well you're going to drop DS at school, I'm going to take a shower, and when you come back you can have breakfast at the Y

Game on!

Angeline

Your son is Googling "breakfast at the Y" as we speak to understand why he just got a NASCAR ride to school   

frillyfun

Thankfully he can't read yet, but we're definitely going to have to come up with some code words.

I keep picturing him having a teenage lightbulb moment where he figures out the Y doesn't serve food.

Angeline

Oh yes lol. Imagine my horror when I figured out what my parents' "nap time" really was  

nubby

@frillyfun our code was "put up a shelf" our oldest always wondered where these shelves were (even when she was 3).
That kid is too damned smart for her own good sometimes. 
Maybe I'll start leaving a screw nail on my wife's nightstand. 

frillyfun

Well you were screwing something to the wall...

nubby

@frillyfun at least I'll have one screw and my tool belt in the bedroom.....just in case the bed breaks

nubby

My wife just came out to the shop saying dinner is almost ready. I have half sheets of plywood standing up all over waiting to be cut down. 
She wasn't watching what she was doing and knocked one over. I looked at her and said "now you'll need to be spanked." 
She grinned and said "stand it back up so I can knock it over again." 

Game on!

Rorschach

Angeline said:

Oh yes lol. Imagine my horror when I figured out what my parents' "nap time" really was  

Yeah, my daughter is going to be sooooo scarred ....

nubby

My wife's initiation the other night. 

W- "I'm going to stroke your cock and then you are going to fuck me hard."

fordsvt

nubby said:

My wife's initiation the other night. 

W- "I'm going to stroke your cock and then you are going to fuck me hard."

I'd say that's a perfect invite to pound town.  Ka Fucking Boom baby.