My favorite probably ever, not sure if this counts but I loved it. I was leaving the gym after a workout and it was chilly, so I had on my leather motorcycle jacket. A woman who I recognized from the gym runs up to me and says "Hey girl! I parked next to your Harley, see?" and points to a really amazing motorcycle. Which was of course not mine. I laughed and pointed to my little car. I thought she was joking but apparently, she wasn't. She said "I always thought the bike was yours. You just look like you'd drive a really sexy motorcycle and then when I saw your jacket..."
She's married and older but I liked it.
Today a really young cute guy who works at the place I was eating lunch by myself today walked into a door while looking at me. He was so hot I even looked behind me to see who else he could be looking at, but there was no one else.
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Walmart lady thought I was under 21. So the key to looking young is wearing an old sorority sweatshirt, no makeup and a ponytail. You're welcome ladies.
Walmart lady thought I was under 21. So the key to looking young is wearing an old sorority sweatshirt, no makeup and a ponytail. You're welcome ladies.
Yep, wore my college tshirt and some guy asked, "Do you go to (school on shirt)?" "Well, I WENT there. Quite a while ago." "Oh I thought you were still in college."
I was driving today to go have lunch with my wife at her work. My company car is in the shop, so I'm driving a rental car. I rented a convertible Ford Mustang GT. I had the top down while at a stop light when this gorgeous early 40's woman in the lane next to me rolled down her window, and was giddy about me and the car. She commented about the awesome car, and how she would love to ride in it. I politely smiled, told her it was a rental, and that I was headed to have lunch with my wife. Her beautiful smile turned to a frown. She waved goodbye. I'm convinced I could have told her to pull over somewhere for a drink, flirted a little, and went back to her house to bang her out. I haven't been looked at that way by a women in a while. I'm convinced it's my weight loss and the car. Needless to say I know exactly what car I would own if my wife and I were to divorce.
I have probably been getting some IOIs all along but it took mapping for about a year to get them strong enough that I actually noticed. Sometimes I think captain oblivious and I might be distant relatives. Went to a concert with the wife, while she was in the bathroom, a group of four women walk by. One nice looking redhead, about 10 years my younger, was gushing about how I looked "totally hot". I think they were a little tipsy but I will take it as a sign that the hard work is paying dividend.
I was doing Stiff-legged DLs today (Leg Day MFer!). Hot Mid 20's Blonde with Long Hair and Loooong Legs is pacing around across from the rack, I assume she was between sets too.. She makes eye contact, smiles, I take out the ear buds and smile
Legs: "Wow...that's a lot of weight" Me: "Yep, it sure is "
"Fall down seven times, stand up eight" Japanese Proverb
Here's two on the same day and same place. The other day I had just got done with my workout (shoulders/traps) and was wearing my fav tank top. I needed some fruits/veggies so I went to the grocery store next door. I was walking through the meat department (how appropriate) and these two elderly ladies were chatting it up. One of the ladies (had to be close to 80) started to eyeball me and following me with her eyes. I thought to myself lady I would kill you. I got a good laugh out of that. Then one of the clerks from the store that I am slightly acquainted with (and not my speed) saw me and wanted to chat. She said "you look sooo different out of uniform" (I wear a uniform for a living) I say thanks, make some cocky comment and kept it moving. The power of shoulder day and the fav tank.
I was out with my wife having a few drinks last weekend. Both dressed up for it and she was looking stunning. We were in bar three as I was mixing it up and bouncing from one to another keeping her guessing. We finished our drinks and my wife went to the toilet while I waited by the bar.
After a couple of minutes I became aware of a group of three young women ~ 25 years old in my peripheral vision looking over towards me. I didn't look but could hear them talking about me daring each other to come over and speak to me. Eventually they all come over and one asks me where's my glasses were. I said I don't wear them to which she replied "you should, you look like Clark Kent". I couldn't think of anything witty to retort but we chat for a couple of minutes before I get asked "So why are you stood here alone posing like a model by the bar" so I say my wife is in the toilet and I'm just waiting for her. I'm not sure whether they either didn't believe me or didn't care but they didn't leave and carried on flirting with me.
A few minutes later (women and makeup!) my wife comes out. I smile, put my arm around her and pull her into me. One asks her if she thinks I look like Clark Kent and she starts laughing and half agreeing. They don't leave and carry on chatting to us both about another actor I look like. I say time for us to make a move. As we walk outside my wife says "did you know them from work?" I say "never met them before in my life". A couple of minutes pass as we walk down the road then I get "I can't take you anywhere, they were only sevens and can't believe they didn't leave when I came back!" to which I replied "you're my ten pulling her in for a kiss". Suffice to say that I wasn't put down for the rest of the night!
At church of all places as I was walking out yesterday I look over and this man is checking me out I keep walking and the wind blows my hair in my face and I flip it back and he is still looking and I just grinned , he was at least 10 years younger, but seemed so weird in church but with that being said I dress up for church all the time.
Today (not sure if they were real ioi's) while driving and finally wearing my glasses I've had for a few years, I noticed two different women at two different intersections taking good long looks directly at me as they turned left in front of me. Maybe it's because, as my wife says, "the glasses make you look so sophisticated." I'm thinking I may have had a lot of women looking in the past but never really saw them as I wasn't wearing my glasses.
Is this an IOI? In the gym today, I was using a pair of 15kg dumbells to do some standing presses - the only pair of that weight. A young lady came over and asked if she could use them between my sets. When I said yes, she picked them up, and did straight leg deadlifts very slowly with them, i.e. she basically "assumed the position" standing right in front of me.
Enneagram type 5 w6.
If I offer lots of advice, it's probably really me giving advice to myself. That always seems to happen.
My family and I were at a birthday party. I was standing around watching my kid play games while talking briefly with one of the moms. She's divorced, not bad on the eyes, and we had a lot in common. She's definitely an alpha widow given the type of guy she was married to, and the interests that her and I have in common. I was simply being friendly, and didn't think anything of it. Suddenly, my wife shows up and begins talking about other things. Of course, my wife is rubbing my back. I could tell the woman seemed interested, and that my wife may have noticed something. Win-win for me.
I work in public safety and last night I was dispatched to help out this mom and her son. She spends about 10-15 minutes chatting me up before I even get the chance to speak with her son. She says she requested me specifically and described me to the 911 operator as the "very good looking (fill in my ethic background and title)". Apparently she requested me because I helped her and her son before. Something tells me it was because of more than just that. I'll take that as an IOI.
Cave Woman went out today and came home and said I think the guy at the pharmacy wanted to "hump me" (her words not mine). I said prolly and nothing more as this is not unusual for her to be hit on. But even though CW is a MILF she has been looking especially hawt the past few days for some reason. Damn I'm a looking man.
I was in an Indigo book store Thursday. I'm looking at new releases. A very nice looking employ early 30s woman comes up to me very close and looks right in my eyes Can I help you find something ? Me. No I'm browsing thanks. If you need anything I ll be close by. She undressed me with her eyes while walking away. Came back ten minutes later too for a second chat. Caught her looking a few times. Very nice.
Into Phase 3..
Those Who Dare......Win. "What gives you fear today...Gives you Strength tomorrow.."
Yup in an indirect way. She gave me a direct erection. Boob Baby Boom.
Into Phase 3..
Those Who Dare......Win. "What gives you fear today...Gives you Strength tomorrow.."
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I had the most surreal airliner experience of my life on my 9 hour flight from Atlanta to Honolulu yesterday. There were three flight attendants primarily working the first class section, and while I am still very confused as to WTF occurred, my best guess at what happened is that preselection raised it's head and they started competing with each other for my attention.
The three of them kept offering and bringing me things the entire flight. They weren't doing it for the other passengers as they were for me. Just me. Each would then linger at my seat trying to engage in conversation with me, asking me where I was going to be staying when I arrived, why I was flying to Hawaii, and so on and so on. I had one of them make about three times the number of visits to me for conversation as the others, but it was nonstop from all of them.
Each time, each one was hair twirling, fiddling with their clothing, blushing, and touching and rubbing my bicep, forearm, shoulder, and in one case, squatting down next to me and rubbing and patting my thigh while making conversation with me.
During the break in the action, I passed by their area on my way to the lav, and without being seen, I paused out of sight to listen, as they were having an argument about me, I overheard the three different attendants arguing over who was going to serve me my lunch, with one of them telling my most frequent visitor, "You've already spent all of your time bringing Mr. Gorgeous 3A more Diet Coke and snacks over and over again and making us do all the rest of the work. It's my turn!"
The attention never ended.
Then in a complete first for me, about 45 minutes out from Honolulu, after changing out of my jeans and heavy warm shirt into a polo shirt and shorts, I was standing in my seating area (lay flat seats, so it was kind of like a private microcabin) with my back to the aisle repacking my belongings in my carry-on bag, when no shit, I felt someone's fingers from both hands start tracing and trickling up and down my neck and back.
I was rather surprised, and I as casually as possible turned my head as best as I can with my fused neck to see WTF was going on, only to find one of the flight attendants standing behind me. She then gave me her best dazzling smile and said, "You looked like you could use a backrub."
I think I hid my shock decently, and just smiled politely back at her and said, "Well......thank you."
I turned back to my bag, and she she put her hands flat on my upper back, and then started giving me a no shit back and neckrub for the next two minutes while I finished packing up, trying to chat me up the whole time. Another passenger, looking annoyed, asked her to get him a napkin and she told him that she would get it for him in just a few minutes. Just blew him off.
I had to politely tell her that I needed to stow my bag again, and she just held her.hands out with a huge smile, took it from me and put it up in the overhead bin.
I finally sat back down. The lady in the seat across the aisle from me started laughing and said, "Well, well. Someone is certainly popular with the ladies today."
At the end of the flight, about 20 minutes from landing, one of the flight attendants brought me an unrequested diet coke with a napkin. With a phone number written on it. Nobody else got a beverage at that point.
I got huge grins and thank yous from them as I exited the plane, and a wink from the one who slipped me her phone number.
I've never had a flight attendant touch me before in 40 years of flying. This trip the three of them would not keep their hands to themselves.It was the strangest and most affectionate flight I have ever had in my life.
If anyone else has any other ideas as to what that was all about, I am all ears. It was bizzare.
“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.” General James Mattis, USMC
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She's married and older but I liked it.
Today a really young cute guy who works at the place I was eating lunch by myself today walked into a door while looking at me. He was so hot I even looked behind me to see who else he could be looking at, but there was no one else.
I should wear that shirt out more.
I was doing Stiff-legged DLs today (Leg Day MFer!). Hot Mid 20's Blonde with Long Hair and Loooong Legs is pacing around across from the rack, I assume she was between sets too.. She makes eye contact, smiles, I take out the ear buds and smile
Legs: "Wow...that's a lot of weight"
Me: "Yep, it sure is
"
How will you live well today?
After a couple of minutes I became aware of a group of three young women ~ 25 years old in my peripheral vision looking over towards me. I didn't look but could hear them talking about me daring each other to come over and speak to me. Eventually they all come over and one asks me where's my glasses were. I said I don't wear them to which she replied "you should, you look like Clark Kent". I couldn't think of anything witty to retort but we chat for a couple of minutes before I get asked "So why are you stood here alone posing like a model by the bar" so I say my wife is in the toilet and I'm just waiting for her. I'm not sure whether they either didn't believe me or didn't care but they didn't leave and carried on flirting with me.
A few minutes later (women and makeup!) my wife comes out. I smile, put my arm around her and pull her into me. One asks her if she thinks I look like Clark Kent and she starts laughing and half agreeing. They don't leave and carry on chatting to us both about another actor I look like. I say time for us to make a move. As we walk outside my wife says "did you know them from work?" I say "never met them before in my life". A couple of minutes pass as we walk down the road then I get "I can't take you anywhere, they were only sevens and can't believe they didn't leave when I came back!" to which I replied "you're my ten pulling her in for a kiss". Suffice to say that I wasn't put down for the rest of the night!
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Maybe it's because, as my wife says, "the glasses make you look so sophisticated." I'm thinking I may have had a lot of women looking in the past but never really saw them as I wasn't wearing my glasses.
Runs out of fingers to count the IOI's
Can I help you find something ?
Me. No I'm browsing thanks.
If you need anything I ll be close by.
She undressed me with her eyes while walking away. Came back ten minutes later too for a second chat. Caught her looking a few times. Very nice.
Into Phase 3..
Those Who Dare......Win. "What gives you fear today...Gives you Strength tomorrow.."You: you just did. (With wink and a smirk)
She gave me a direct erection.
Boob Baby Boom.
Into Phase 3..
Those Who Dare......Win. "What gives you fear today...Gives you Strength tomorrow.."The three of them kept offering and bringing me things the entire flight. They weren't doing it for the other passengers as they were for me. Just me. Each would then linger at my seat trying to engage in conversation with me, asking me where I was going to be staying when I arrived, why I was flying to Hawaii, and so on and so on. I had one of them make about three times the number of visits to me for conversation as the others, but it was nonstop from all of them.
Each time, each one was hair twirling, fiddling with their clothing, blushing, and touching and rubbing my bicep, forearm, shoulder, and in one case, squatting down next to me and rubbing and patting my thigh while making conversation with me.
During the break in the action, I passed by their area on my way to the lav, and without being seen, I paused out of sight to listen, as they were having an argument about me, I overheard the three different attendants arguing over who was going to serve me my lunch, with one of them telling my most frequent visitor, "You've already spent all of your time bringing Mr. Gorgeous 3A more Diet Coke and snacks over and over again and making us do all the rest of the work. It's my turn!"
The attention never ended.
Then in a complete first for me, about 45 minutes out from Honolulu, after changing out of my jeans and heavy warm shirt into a polo shirt and shorts, I was standing in my seating area (lay flat seats, so it was kind of like a private microcabin) with my back to the aisle repacking my belongings in my carry-on bag, when no shit, I felt someone's fingers from both hands start tracing and trickling up and down my neck and back.
I was rather surprised, and I as casually as possible turned my head as best as I can with my fused neck to see WTF was going on, only to find one of the flight attendants standing behind me. She then gave me her best dazzling smile and said, "You looked like you could use a backrub."
I think I hid my shock decently, and just smiled politely back at her and said, "Well......thank you."
I turned back to my bag, and she she put her hands flat on my upper back, and then started giving me a no shit back and neckrub for the next two minutes while I finished packing up, trying to chat me up the whole time. Another passenger, looking annoyed, asked her to get him a napkin and she told him that she would get it for him in just a few minutes. Just blew him off.
I had to politely tell her that I needed to stow my bag again, and she just held her.hands out with a huge smile, took it from me and put it up in the overhead bin.
I finally sat back down. The lady in the seat across the aisle from me started laughing and said, "Well, well. Someone is certainly popular with the ladies today."
At the end of the flight, about 20 minutes from landing, one of the flight attendants brought me an unrequested diet coke with a napkin. With a phone number written on it. Nobody else got a beverage at that point.
I got huge grins and thank yous from them as I exited the plane, and a wink from the one who slipped me her phone number.
I've never had a flight attendant touch me before in 40 years of flying. This trip the three of them would not keep their hands to themselves.It was the strangest and most affectionate flight I have ever had in my life.
If anyone else has any other ideas as to what that was all about, I am all ears. It was bizzare.
“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.” General James Mattis, USMC