Men I've always been attracted to

LuLu · August 2013

So, I've been sitting here thinking about what I go for in men. Well, it's not what you guys would think. One of my first crushes was Uncle Joey from Full House! I thought Uncle Jesse was kind of scary (don't ask). I dated one guy because he was a good host! He would grill brats for everyone even at others houses and stuff like that. He was balding in his early 20's and had a gut. He would also free style rap randomly and it was not good. BUT, his hosting prowess sucked me in! If something happened to my husband and I had to pick another one I would pick Conan O'Brien. He's tall, seems nice, successful, and really funny. I'm not sure I'd like to sleep with Conan, but at first that seems like a small price to pay to hang out with such a fun guy (that describes why I chose my husband to begin with). If I had to pick someone to just sleep with only I'm at a loss. I can't separate it. What if I picked someone good looking and great in bed who used me or was a jerk? No way. Not worth it.
Jemaine from Flight of the Concords may work too. Not the show, but the actual person.

Kathrynthegreat · August 2013

The thing is, I don't think you're really attracted to them. They don't get you wet and hot. They make you feel safe and secure and in control. I don't think Uncle Joey or Conan O'Brien give you the 'gina tingles.

Kathrynthegreat · August 2013

Mine, by the way, is the entire cast of the Expendables.

PhoenixDown · August 2013

Captain America.

LuLu · August 2013

No! But I'm not sure who does. I find John Ham physically attractive, but I wouldn't go near Don Draper. I also wouldn't be tempted. But John Hamm on SNL, that's a different story. My vagina does not proceed without a safety single. I would never want a bad boy.

LuLu · August 2013

Ooh. You're right about Captain America! I've only seen him in Avengers, but I did pick up on that!

LuLu · August 2013

I've never seen the expendables. You know, Annakin Skywalker in the Clone Wars is hot when he has that dream. He's too unstable, though. I don't think I could enjoy having sex with him. But Captain America I can see.

LL80 · August 2013

Han Solo

Ben · August 2013

Everyone gets one gay crush before they're considered gay. Mine is Captain Picard.

LuLu · August 2013

Speaking of captains, what about Captain Morgan? That beard is a little dated, but he's a fun guy!

Kathrynthegreat · August 2013

LL80 said:

Han Solo

@ LL80 Oh Gawd yes.

By the way Harrison Ford is going to be in The Expendables 3. My life is complete.

_io · August 2013

LL80 said:

Han Solo

I was in the third grade when that came out. Most of my friends were in love with Luke Skywalker. There was maybe 1 or 2 who were precocious and liked Han Solo. I never told anyone, but neither one did a thing for me. Darth Vader was the one who affected me. My brother had a ton of action figures, but I only had one, and I kept him on the windowsill next to my bed.